Press Agency Reports

Tue, 11/08/09 from 0750h onwards

A47 dual carriageway blocked westbound near Tilney St Lawrence…A car swerved across the morning traffic and embedded in the central reservation, following vehicles crashed attempting to avoid the debris… major incident declared by police at scene of 10 car pile-up… fleet of ambulances and ambulance helicopter scrambled… driver of initial vehicle in coma as she is airlifted to intensive care at Addenbrooke’s Hospital, Cambridge… A47 partially reopening at 1130 hours today… Mother of seriously injured driver given police-escort on mercy dash from home to hospital… The mother of 37 year old Aileen Blaze today thanked the emergency services for resuscitating her daughter on 3 occasions during the rescue… Neighbours of the Blaze family say Aileen had been very upset for a few days… local vicar offered prayers for Aileen who crashed whilst driving to an important meeting in Leicester…”

Part-transcript Secure Telephone Call

Commander Spec.Ops.Dir

Acting-Director “The Complex”

Tue, 11/08/09, 1830h


… I know, Dr Davies, I know… will you stop shouting!”

No I will not! How could your hit-squad make such a right fucking mess of knocking over one woman?”

She was prevented from reaching wherever she was going, presumably the solicitors office in Leicester for the damn case-conference about M8!”

But she may still recover enough to blurt out damaging gossip about my… well our, work here!”

I agree, but not until well after the coroners hearing next week!”


OK, I accept that, but what about Sergeant Long, is that her name? The coroners officer for Damien Donald, what does she know?”

She is well out of the reach of anyone else for now!”

Maybe, but what did she want to speak with Dr Ridge about?”

She hasn’t said much to her guardians and I’m reluctant to use any interrogation to force her…”

Why not give her a dose of IC69?”

Now, now Dr Davies, don’t get hysterical! At the worst she knows that the original and accurate toxicology report on A27, Donald, found high levels of an unusual derivative of cannabis. That report was quickly withdrawn and replaced with a sanitised version not disclosing any substances…”

And you reckon we can still persuade any parties that it was just recreational cannabis, if it ever gets disclosed?”

Yes… and we will, OK”

e-mail memorandum, for information only

Dept of Justice to “The Project” Management Team

Mon, 17/08/09, 1430h

Our Minister has been advised by Permanent Secretary that the Coroner due to hear the matter of Mr Frank Smith on 20/08/09 is very reluctant to commence the hearing whilst an important witness, Sgt. Long, is unavailable due to ill-health. He, the Coroner has been reminded of his independence within the legal system but also “encouraged” not to delay the hearing because of the level of media interest anticipated. Also, that it is undesirable for the family of Mr Smith to protract proceedings.


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13 Responses to CODE OCHRE #15

  1. I’m interested to learn about this new derivative of cannabis. I thought I had done it all… damn.

    • davehambo says:

      Hello Scott; I was thinking about you when I typed this episode, and Rip of Trippin with Rip as well, wondering what you would make of it? This one is a bit nasty though…

      • Bearman says:

        That is sad when you think about drugs, Scott comes to mind.

      • davehambo says:

        Hello bearman; don’t we all have a virtual reputation? Loon and redwine, duncan same from Chile, nobbly with bitter beer, julie with anything liquid, walker after sex…?

  2. starlaschat says:

    That’s a good list of who’s who above my head. :+) I’ll make a note. Ten car pile up, good drama, my stomach is tight. Derivative of cannabis is that a tea or a pill form? Just wondering.

    • davehambo says:

      Hello starlaschat; you have asked a damn good question about the cannabis like stuff! I had “designed” it as a liquid formulation sort of obscured by the milkshake it was in… if any of the “experimenters” want to correct me, please do so NOW!

  3. Dan McGinley says:

    Sounds like they messed with the steering mechanism, eh. Damn junkies. I have a bad feeling we’re in for an outbreak of murder. Damn I love this read. I’m afraid to see the latest Hollywood treatment of Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr. – I think they made him a Kung Fu Airbender . . .

  4. jillsy says:

    now murder is in the mix….the intrigue intensifies!

  5. Tony says:

    She survived…
    Take ’em down Ails while you’ve still got the chance!!!
    Mongrel scum!!!
    I can’t stop reading till I catch up to the latest episode. It’s all too exciting!!!

  6. Tony says:

    Wouldn’t the dope be masked by the chicken flavour?????
    Just wonderin’

    • davehambo says:

      Tony; glad you are enjoying the read and thanks for comments, but if I get a chance to pull a “fowl stunt” on bearman, I will!

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